Cleaned under my entire bed because I haven’t been able to find my remote for over a month. Literally found it in five minutes, but that was after I pulled everything out, so I just cleaned it anyway. Now it’s perfect.
How come it’s okay to nap when you’re little, but not when you’re an adult?
Just woke up from a nap, and now I’m hungry.
Shout out to interracial, bisexual, pansexual, genderfluid, and otherwise “gray” or “mixed” people who get to deal with shit from pretty much every angle all while having your identity erased, ignored, or redefined for you whenever another group sees fit. I see you, love you, and want to make things better.
okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”
You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.
"Are you serious right now, Dad?"
"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."